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Post by sickelundhammer on Jun 26, 2006 17:14:13 GMT -5
heres a good joke
a priest is working in a confessinal, and a man comes in and says "father, ive done something bad." and the preist asks "what did you do my son?"the man says "i stole a car" the preist says "o that is bad, go drink from the holy water and all sins will be forgiven" the man drinks the holy water and leaves
another man comes in, he says "father ive done smething REALLY bad" the priest asks "what did you do my son?" the man says "i killed a guy" the priest says "o that is reall bad, go drink form the holy water and al sins will be forgiven" the man drinks from the holy water and leaves
another man comes in but this one is laughing. he says "father i did something REALLY REALLY bad" the priest asks "what did you do my son? " and the man says "this moruning i pissed in the holy water
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Post by øZ on Jun 26, 2006 18:00:54 GMT -5
classic lol, i heard it before. I always wondered though....are you really supposed to drink the holy water? i thought you just did that cross rub on your forhead thing...
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Post by one3402 on Jun 26, 2006 19:04:35 GMT -5
holy water is regular water, its just blessed, and about 10,000 fingers are in it everyday...so its pretty gross to drink it and that joke is ok. didnt make me laugh really.
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Post by øZ on Jun 26, 2006 19:09:20 GMT -5
well thats lame....i remember going to some store when i was little and seen a small container which was labeled 'holy water' and it was all expensive. god = ripp off ;d
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Post by sickelundhammer on Jun 26, 2006 19:28:32 GMT -5
yea i dont think you accually suppose to drink the water lol oZ how can you say that but dont worry ill pray for you and all you sins will be forgivien
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Post by øZ on Jun 26, 2006 21:24:50 GMT -5
dont pray for me please, each of my sins are caused for a reason, if by sinning god doesnt allow me in his heaven, then he can suck my ass, hes not worthy of having me ;d
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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 22:25:16 GMT -5
Let's not get religious people. Some people take Religion seriously.
Btw if your gonna post jokes like these, atleast make them in one topic. You can always modify and add the new joke.
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Post by litoaznstizz on Jun 29, 2006 0:32:52 GMT -5
ahahahah no...
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