Post by Alex on Feb 1, 2007 20:57:51 GMT -5
Your random conversation of the day:
Chr0n1kal eX: mm hmm
Onihi: one time
Onihi: I had an ant farm
Onihi: and they would not build there tunnels
Onihi: so I became very strict and demanding with my ants
Onihi: and everything was fine, until they broke out and attacked me
Onihi: and then I Had to kill them
Chr0n1kal eX: D:
Chr0n1kal eX: I think you bought rebel ants
Chr0n1kal eX: FOOL
Chr0n1kal eX: anybody know you need bitch ants, not rebel ants
Onihi: prolly, but the guy said they were not part of the rebel faction, he guaranteed, maybe I should sue
Chr0n1kal eX: i bought a couple of bitch ants, and they worked the streets corners of new ant city in my ant farm and man was I GETTIN PAID SON!
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh you should
Onihi: sweet
Chr0n1kal eX: i think they discontinued the breed of bitch ants because people like me found a way to take advantage of a money making scheme
Onihi: now
Onihi: should I sue for money or for some bitch ants
Onihi: oh
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh =/
Onihi: that's too bad
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh dude my bad
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh u should sue
Onihi: its aight its aight
Chr0n1kal eX: but make sure you dont get any boston lawyers cuz they might think your ant farm is a bomb
Onihi: prolly
Chr0n1kal eX: just like how they think LED lights are bombs
Onihi: they got anything just as good as bitch ants without the money making advantages?
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh, pimp ants
Chr0n1kal eX: since the manufactuer doesnt breed bitch ants, the pimp ants if the one you buy ,and you teach em to make bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: this is a great way around the whole lawsuit against bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: so the manufactuer bounced back after the bitch ant case
Onihi: sweet sweet
Chr0n1kal eX: i mean
Chr0n1kal eX: your gonna face some unfortunate situations , like some pimp ants fighting, sometimes, mine would go as far as drive by shootings
Onihi: well
Onihi: maybe I make
Onihi: lots of pimp ants
Onihi: and seperate them
Chr0n1kal eX: as long as you control your ants properly , and be pretty much the GOD, i told my ants to build Alexandrioz monuements and statues and to pray not 6, but 7 times a day towards my direction
Onihi: and offer hooker hants
Onihi: ants
Onihi: so they can have babies
Onihi: and then make the pimp ants
Onihi: make those babies in bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: so my ants are well disicplined, by Alexandriozism
Onihi: nice
Chr0n1kal eX: yeah! your getting the point!
Onihi: religion is a good way to control
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh man
Onihi: then u gotta teach me how to make my bitch ants get me some moneez
Chr0n1kal eX: now my pimp ants resort to praying instead of drive by shootings
Chr0n1kal eX: well you gotta get them LFG signs
Chr0n1kal eX: so your horny ants can see the oppurtunity
Onihi: trutru
Onihi: should probably get them drunk too so there expectations are lower
Onihi: and they'll sleep with some of the uglier horny ants
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh def man, you gotta fill the side of your ant farm tank some bicardi, dont get vodka , that will kill drown em
Onihi: ic ic
Onihi: except for the really large pimp ants
Onihi: they can handle a little vodka right?
Chr0n1kal eX: maybe
Chr0n1kal eX: you can try
Onihi: I'll try after I get tons of pimp ants
Chr0n1kal eX: iight
Chr0n1kal eX: get dem moneez pimp
Onihi: yehyeh
Onihi: I'll sue tomorrow
Chr0n1kal eX: mm hmm
Onihi: one time
Onihi: I had an ant farm
Onihi: and they would not build there tunnels
Onihi: so I became very strict and demanding with my ants
Onihi: and everything was fine, until they broke out and attacked me
Onihi: and then I Had to kill them
Chr0n1kal eX: D:
Chr0n1kal eX: I think you bought rebel ants
Chr0n1kal eX: FOOL
Chr0n1kal eX: anybody know you need bitch ants, not rebel ants
Onihi: prolly, but the guy said they were not part of the rebel faction, he guaranteed, maybe I should sue
Chr0n1kal eX: i bought a couple of bitch ants, and they worked the streets corners of new ant city in my ant farm and man was I GETTIN PAID SON!
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh you should
Onihi: sweet
Chr0n1kal eX: i think they discontinued the breed of bitch ants because people like me found a way to take advantage of a money making scheme
Onihi: now
Onihi: should I sue for money or for some bitch ants
Onihi: oh
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh =/
Onihi: that's too bad
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh dude my bad
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh u should sue
Onihi: its aight its aight
Chr0n1kal eX: but make sure you dont get any boston lawyers cuz they might think your ant farm is a bomb
Onihi: prolly
Chr0n1kal eX: just like how they think LED lights are bombs
Onihi: they got anything just as good as bitch ants without the money making advantages?
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh, pimp ants
Chr0n1kal eX: since the manufactuer doesnt breed bitch ants, the pimp ants if the one you buy ,and you teach em to make bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: this is a great way around the whole lawsuit against bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: so the manufactuer bounced back after the bitch ant case
Onihi: sweet sweet
Chr0n1kal eX: i mean
Chr0n1kal eX: your gonna face some unfortunate situations , like some pimp ants fighting, sometimes, mine would go as far as drive by shootings
Onihi: well
Onihi: maybe I make
Onihi: lots of pimp ants
Onihi: and seperate them
Chr0n1kal eX: as long as you control your ants properly , and be pretty much the GOD, i told my ants to build Alexandrioz monuements and statues and to pray not 6, but 7 times a day towards my direction
Onihi: and offer hooker hants
Onihi: ants
Onihi: so they can have babies
Onihi: and then make the pimp ants
Onihi: make those babies in bitch ants
Chr0n1kal eX: so my ants are well disicplined, by Alexandriozism
Onihi: nice
Chr0n1kal eX: yeah! your getting the point!
Onihi: religion is a good way to control
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh man
Onihi: then u gotta teach me how to make my bitch ants get me some moneez
Chr0n1kal eX: now my pimp ants resort to praying instead of drive by shootings
Chr0n1kal eX: well you gotta get them LFG signs
Chr0n1kal eX: so your horny ants can see the oppurtunity
Onihi: trutru
Onihi: should probably get them drunk too so there expectations are lower
Onihi: and they'll sleep with some of the uglier horny ants
Chr0n1kal eX: yeh def man, you gotta fill the side of your ant farm tank some bicardi, dont get vodka , that will kill drown em
Onihi: ic ic
Onihi: except for the really large pimp ants
Onihi: they can handle a little vodka right?
Chr0n1kal eX: maybe
Chr0n1kal eX: you can try
Onihi: I'll try after I get tons of pimp ants
Chr0n1kal eX: iight
Chr0n1kal eX: get dem moneez pimp
Onihi: yehyeh
Onihi: I'll sue tomorrow